long story short i'm an avocado stuck in the body of a girl

i sweat my way through the day

fun fact #1: avocados are naturally a very nervous creature that can be spooked easily so please speak softly and keep your big stick hidden inside a nicely designed satchel

fun fact #2: avocados thrive on anime and fast food

Reblog if your mom is beautiful.

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7 hours ago

plainwhitesneeze:

balloons are weird like happy birthday here’s a plastic sack of my breath

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7 hours ago
Anonymous asked: So you're super cute and I kind of sort of have a crush on you haha.


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yoooooo that’s so cute thank u so much omg
it boosts my butt
butt spirits
this is spiraling out of control
thank ily

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14 hours ago

swEET SWEET WIFI

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14 hours ago
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